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EMISSARY, PART I
"On Stardate 43997, Captain
Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation Starship Enterprise was kidnapped for six days by an invading force known as the Borg. Surgically altered, he was forced to lead an assault on Starfleet at Wolf 359." — Scroll that opens the first episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
EMISSARY, PART I
"Resistance is futile. You will disarm your weapons and escort us to sector zero-zero-one. If you attempt to intervene, we will destroy you." — LOCUTUS of Borg, in the show's opening moments |
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EMISSARY, PART I
"Move us to position alpha, ensign" — the first words uttered by Captain SISKO
EMISSARY, PART I
"Is that it?” — JAKE, upon seeing Deep Spece Nine for the first time |
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EMISSARY, PART I
"It's not every day you meet the girl you're going to marry." — BEN SISKO
"Do you use this routine a lot with women?" — JENNIFER
"No, never before and never again." — BEN SISKO
EMISSARY, PART I
"A [Bajoran] draws courage from his spiritual life." — OPAKA, to SISKO |
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EMISSARY, PART I
"It's good to see you, too… Old Man." — SISKO, to DAX, upon thair reunion aboard Deep Space Nine
EMISSARY, PART II
"It can be argued that a human is ultimately the sum of his experiences." — SISKO, to the wormhole alien |
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EMISSARY, PART II
"Computer, you and I need to have a little talk." — O'BRIEN
EMISSARY, PART II
"The game wouldn't be worth playing if we knew what was going to happen." — SISKO, to the wormhole allen |
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PAST PROLOGUE
"Ah! An open mind. The essence of intellect." — GARAK, to BASHIR
BABEL
"I forgot how different it was." — DAX
"How different what was?" — KIRA
"Being female, I haven't been one for over eighty years." — DAX |
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BABEL
"There's an old Ferengi saying: 'Never ask when you can take." — QUARK
Q-LESS
"You hit me! Picard never hit me!" — Q
"I'm not Picard!" — SISKO |
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Q-LESS
"I mistook a pre-ganglionic fiber for a post-ganglionic nerve during the orals, or I would have been valedictorian. It was a trick question." — BASHIR, trying to impress a young woman
Q-LESS
"I'll never understand this obsession with accumulating material wealth. You spend your entire life plotting and scheming to acquire more and more possessions, until your living areas are bursting with useless junk. Then you die, your relatives sell everything and start the cycle all over again." — ODO, to QUARK |
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THE PASSENGER
"There's something in her eyes when she looks at me." — QUARK, referring to DAX
"An allergic reaction, no doubt." — ODO
THE PASSENGER
"It's good to want things." — QUARK
"Even things you can't have?" — ODO
"Especially things I can't have." — QUARK
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THE PASSENGER
"There's nothing wrong with a good delusion. I sell them upstairs to dozens of people every day." — QUARK
MOVE ALONG HOME
"First contact is not what it used to be." — SISKO, afier greeting aliens who only wish to visit QUARK'S Bar |
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THE NAGUS
"Going through my own adolescence was difficult enough. Surviving my son's is going to take a miracle." — SISKO
THE NAGUS
"You don't grab power, you
accumulate it…quietly, without anyone noticing." — GRAND NAGUS ZEK |
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THE NAGUS
"Once you have their money, you never give it back." — ROM, to QUARK, citing the First Rule of Acquisition
THE NAGUS
"Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity." — GRAND NAGUS ZEK, to QUARK, citing the [Sixth] Rule of Acquisition |
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THE NAGUS
"Never trust anyone who places your prosperity above their own." — GRAND NAGUS ZEK, to QUARK
THE STORYTELLER
"The Ninth Rule of Acquisition clearly states that opportunity plus instinct equals profit." — NOG, to VARIS |
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IF WISHES WERE HORSES
"I could create a shapeshifter playmate for you. The two of you could… intermingle." — QUARK
"You're disgusting." — ODO
"It's a living." — QUARK
THE FORSAKEN
"You are not at all what
I expected." — ODO
"No one's ever paid me a greater compliment." — [LWAXANA] |
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THE FORSAKEN
"I am not like you! Every 16 hours, I turn into a liquid!" — ODO
"I can swim." — LWAXANA
THE FORSAKEN
"Procreation does not require changing how you smell, or writing bad poetry, or sacrificing various plants to serve as tokens of affection!" — ODO |
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IN THE HANDS OF THE PROPHETS
"Keep vour ears open." — ODO
"Are you kidding? That's the Seventh Rule of Acquisition." — QUARK
DUET
"What you call genocide, I call a dav's work." — GUL DARHEEL |
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THE HOMECOMING
"Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies." — QUARK, to ROM, citing the Seventy Sixth Rule of Acquistion
THE HOMECOMING
"You're up to something." — ODO
"Why would you say that?" — QUARK
"Because you're always up to something." — ODO |
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THE SIEGE
"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. Rule of Acquisition Number Thirty-One!" — QUARK
CARDASSIANS
"I'm no more a spy than you are…" — GARAK
"…a doctor." — BASHIR |
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MELORA
"A deal is a deal. Rule of Acquisition Number Sixteen." — QUARK
RULES OF ACQUISITION
"Never place friendship above profit." — QUARK, to PEL, citing the Twenty-First Rule of Acquisition |
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RULES OF ACQUISITION
"It never hurts to suck up to the boss." — QUARK and PEL, citing the Thirty-Third Rule of Acquisition
RULES OF ACQUISITION
"The Twenty-Second Rule says, 'A wise man can hear profit in the wind.' " — PEL, to QUARK |
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RULES OF ACQUISITION
"Just remember one thing: 'The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.' " — PEL, to QUARK, citing the Forty-Eighth Rule of Acquisition
RULES OF ACQUISITION
"Free advice is seldom cheap." — QUARK, citing the
Fifty-Ninth Rule of Acquisition |
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RULES OF ACQUISITION
"The riskier the road, the greater the profit." — PEL, to QUARK, citing the Sixty-Second Rule of [Acquistion]
RULES OF ACQUISITION
"Sleep can interfere with…." — PEL, interrupted by QUARK,
attempting to cite the 103rd Rule of [Acquisition] |
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NECESSARY EVIL
"Wives serve, brothers inherit. Rule of Acquisition Number One Hundred and Thirty-Nine, if I'm not mistaken." — ODO, to ROM
SECOND SIGHT
"The Bajorans call that constellation the 'Runners.' I can never figure out if they're running toward something or away from something." — SISKO
"Does that matter? Sometimes it just feels good to run." — FENNA |
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THE ALTERNATE
"Some species burn their dead, others pack them in blocks of ice, some even surround themselves with the company of family corpses, but the Ferengi ritual of chopping up their loved ones and selling them - I find that [irresistible!"] — ODO
THE ALTERNATE
"Humanoid death rituals are an interest of mine." — ODO
"Death rituals?" — QUARK
"Everybody needs a hobby." — ODO |
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RIVALS
"The Forty-Seventh Rule of Acquisition says, 'Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.' " — QUARK, to MARTUS
RIVALS
"Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack." — QUARK, to MARTUS, citing the 109th Rule of Acquisition |
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ARMAGEDDON GAME
"At times like this I'm reminded of the Fifty-Seventh Rule of Acquisition: 'Good customers are as rare as latinum - treasure them.' " — QUARK, to KIRA, on the presumed loss of O'BRIEN and BASHIR
WHISPERS
"It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door." — QUARK
"And which Rule Of Acquisition is that?" — O'BRIEN
"Oh, one of the high numbers,
194, I think." — QUARK |
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PARADISE
"I'm the science officer. It's my job to have a better idea." — DAX, to KIRA
SHADOW PLAY
"I'm a shapeshifter. I just don't do faces very well." — ODO |
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PLAYING GOD
"Rule of Acauisition 112 - 'Never have sex with the boss' sister.' " — QUARK, to ARJIN
PROFIT AND LOSS
"Before I became a tailor, I lived by a simple motto - 'Never let sentiment get in the way of your work.' A bit of a cliche, but true nonetheless." — GARAK, to QUARK |
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PROFIT AND LOSS
"I heard an interesting rumor today." — ODO
"Only one? I started at least twelve." — QUARK
PROFIT AND LOSS
"Assuming you're not a spy…." — BASHIR
"Assuming?" — GARAK
"Then maybe you're an outcast." — BASHIR
"Or maybe I'm an outcast spy.* — GARAK
"How can you be both?" — BASHIR
"I never said I was either. " — GARAK |
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BLOOD OATH
"There was a time when I was a young man, the mere mention of the Klingon Empire made worlds tremble. Now, our warriors are opening restaurants and serving racht to the grandchildren of men I slaughtered in battle. Things are not what they used to be." — KANG, to DAX
BLOOD OATH
"When you take someone's life, you lose a part of your own as well." — KIRA, to DAX |
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THE MAQUIS, PART I
"Every Ferengi business transaction is governed by 285 Rules of Acquisition, to ensure a fair and honest deal for all parties involved…well, most of them anyway." — QUARK, to SAKONNA
THE MAQUIS, PART I
"Rule of Acquisition Number 214 - 'Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.' " — QUARK, to SAKONNA |
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THE MAQUIS, PART II
"Now, the Third Rule clearly states, 'Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.' " — QUARK, to SAKONNA
THE WIRE
"What I want to know is, out of all the stories you told me which ones were true and which ones weren't ?" — BASHIR
"My dear doctor…they're all true." — GARAK
"Even the lies?" — BASHiR
"Especially the lies." — GARAK |
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THE WIRE
"I'm a doctor, not a botanist." — BASHIR, to DAX
THE WIRE
"Doctor, did anyone ever tell you that you are an infuriating pest?" — GARAK
"Chief O'Brien. All the time. And I don't pay any attention to him either." — BASHIR |
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CROSSOVER
"I'm Kira Nerys." — KIRA
"That makes two of us." — Intendant KIRA
THE COLLABORATOR
"I happen to be a firm believer in Rule of Acquisition Number 285 - 'No good deed ever goes unpunished.' " — QUARK, to KIRA |
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THE COLLABORATOR
"Whatever she told you, I didn't do it." — QUARK
"Relax, Quark. No one's accusing you of anything." — ODO
"The day's still young." — QUARK
THE JEM'HADAR
"As a wise man once wrote, 'Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.' " — QUARK, to SISKO citing Rule of [Acquistion] 102 |
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THE JEM'HADAR
"You know, Commander, I think I've figured out why humans don't like Ferengi. The way I see it, humans used to be a lot like Ferengi - greedy, acquisitive, interested only in profit. We're a constant reminder of a part of your past you'd like to forget."— QUARK, In the first part of his speech to SISKO
THE JEM'HADAR
"Humans used to be a lot worse than the Ferengi - slavery, concentration camps, interstellar wars. We have nothing in our past that approaches that kind of barbarism. You see? We're nothing like you. We're better." — QUARK |
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THE JEM'HADAR
"You Federation types are all alike. You talk about tolerance and understanding but you only practice it towards people who remind you of yourselves. Because you disapprove of Ferengi values, you scorn us, distrust us, insult us every chance you get." — QUARK, to SISKO
THE SEARCH, PART II
"There's an old saying on Cardassia: 'Enemies make dangerous friends.' " — GARAK, to BASHIR |
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THE SEARCH, PART I
"To become a thing is to know a thing. To assume its form is to begin to understand its existence." — Female shape-shifter, to ODO
THE HOUSE OF QUARK
"Rule of Acquistion 286 - 'When Morn leaves, it's all over.' " — QUARK
"There is no such rule." — ROM
"There should be." — QUARK |
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THE HOUSE OF QUARK
"I should've gone into insurance. Better hours, more money, less scruples." — QUARK
THE HOUSE OF QUARK
"You must be quite a liar." — GRILKA
"It's a gift." — QUARK |
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EQUILIBRIUM
"Nobody said life was fair." — BASHIR
"Even if you've had seven of them." — DAX
EQUILIBRIUM
"Anything worth doing in a holosuite can be done better in the real world." — KIRA
"You obviously haven't been in the right holosuite program." — QUARK |
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THE ABANDONED
"Is that all you can think about? Killing? Isn't there anything else you think about?" — ODO
"I don't think so." — JEM'HADAR drone
CIVIL DEFENSE
"Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum." — QUARK, to ODO, citing the Seventy-Fifth Rule of Acquisition |
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CIVIL DEFENSE
" 'A self important con artist who's nowhere near as clever as he thinks he is?' That's your offical security evaluation of me?" — QUARK
"Quark, I told you to stay away from the computer." — ODO
"Two hours ago you told me I was the most devious Ferengi you'd ever met." — QUARK
"I thought we were going to die. I was trying to be nice." — ODO
FASCINATION
"You humans, you never learn. You let your women go out in public, hold jobs, wear clothing, and you wonder why your marriages fall apart." — QUARK, to O'BRIEN |
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PAST TENSE, PART I
"Treat people in vour debt like family…exploit them." — SISKO, to QUARK, citing Rule of Acquisition 111
PAST TENSE, PART I
"You can't free a fish from water." — QUARK, to SISKO citing Rule of Acquisition 217 |
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LIFE SUPPORT
"I guess I just forgot you were a Ferengi." — JAKE
"You forgot? To most people, the lobes are a dead giveaway." — NOG
HEART OF STONE
"A Ferengi without profit…." — SISKO
"…is no Ferengi at all." — NOG, citing the Eighteenth Rule of Acquisition |
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HEART OF STONE
"For the longest time, whenever anyone would use my name, the first thing I would think of was what it meant - nothing. What better way to describe me? I had no family, no friends, no place where I belonged. I thought it was the most appropriate name anyone could give me. And then I met you and the others - Sisko, Dax, even Quark. And now, when I hear
one of you call me Odo, I no longer think of myself as nothing. I think of myself as…me." — ODO, to KIRA
HEART OF STONE
"Of course it's your fault! Everything that goes wrong here is your fault! It says so in your contract!" — QUARK, to ROM |
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DESTINY
"As the Thirty-Fourth Rule of
Acquisition states - 'Peace is good for business.' " — DAX
"That's the Thirty-Fifth Rule." — QUARK
"Oh, that's right. What's the Thirty-Fourth?" — DAX
" 'War is good for business.' It's easy to get them confused." — QUARK
PROPHET MOTIVE
"The Tenth Rule of Acquisition is 'Greed is Eternal.' " — QUARK, to ROM |
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IMPROBABLE CAUSE
"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination." — GARAK, to ODO
IMPROBABLE CAUSE
"Always burn your bridges behind you. You never know who might be trying to follow." — TAIN, to GARAK |
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FACETS
"Come in, come in. I was just oozing around the room." — ODO/CURZON
THE DIE IS CAST
"If you pull a stunt like that again, I'll court-martial you…or I'll promote you. Either way, you'll be in a lot of trouble." — ADMIRAL TODDMAN, to SISKO, who disobeyed orders to rescue ODO and GARAK |
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THE ADVERSARY
"Now that you have another pip on your collar, does that mean I can't disagree with you anymore?" — KIRA
"No. It just means I'm never wrong." — SISKO
THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR, PART I
"I can't believe you're not pressing charges." — BASHIR
"Constable Odo and Captain Sisko expressed a similar concern, but really doctor, there was no harm done." — GARAK
"They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavical." — BASHIR
"Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos." — GARAK |
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THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR, PART I
"Worf, son of Mogh, does not break his word." — WORF, to GOWRON, on siding with the Federation in a conflict with the Klingons
THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR, PART I
"I finally realized that it wasn't Starfleet I wanted to get away from, I was trying to escape the pain I felt, after my wife's death. I thought I could take the uniform, wrap it around that pain and toss them both away. But it doesn't work like that. Running may help for a little while, but sooner or later the pain catches up with you, and the only way to get rid of it is to stand your ground and face it." — SISKO |
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INDISCRETION
"You humans, all you want to do is please your women. You want them to be your friends. But we Ferengi know better. Women are the enemy. And we treat them accordingly. The key is to never let them get the upper hand. If she says she doesn't see you enough, threaten to see her even less. If she wants more gifts, take back the ones you've already given her. It's all about control." — QUARK, to SISKO
REJOINED
"What do Klingons dream about?" — KiRA
"Things that would send cold chills down your spine, and wake you up in the middle of the night. No, it is better you do not know." — WORF |
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THE SWORD OF KAHLESS
"It was our destiny to find it. It just wasn't our destiny to keep it." — KOR, referring to the Sword of Kahless
LITTLE GREEN MEN
"All I ask is a tall ship, and a load of contraband to fill her with." — QUARK |
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LITTLE GREEN MEN
"Let me give you some free advice… you people should take better care of yourselves. Stop poisoning your bodies with tobacco and atom bombs. Sooner or later, that kind of stuff will kill you." — QUARK, to GENERAL DENNING
LITTLE GREEN MEN
"New customers are like razor-toothed gree-worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back." — ROM, to QUARK, citing Rule of Acquisition 203 |
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LITTLE GREEN MEN
"Stay back, or I'll disintegrate this hostage." — QUARK
"With your finger?" — DENNING
"With my death ray," — QUARK
"Looks a lot like a finger to me." — DENNING
STARSHIP DOWN
"You're taking this too personally. Okay, I cheated you. I cheat everyone. It's business. You see what vou can get away with, and you gotta figure the other guy's doing the same to you." — QUARK, to HANOK |
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HOMEFRONT
"Good luck!" — BASHIR
"I don't believe in luck…but, I appreciate the sentiment." — ODO
HOMEFRONT
"Cook them? What good are tube grubs if they don't wiggle on the way down?" — NOG |
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HOMEFRONT
"I don't think I'll ever understand Klingons." — KIRA
"Don't worry about it, Major. Nobody does. That's the way they like it." — O'BRIEN
HOMEFRONT
"I've found that when it comes to doing what's best for you, you humanoids end up doing the exact opposite." — ODO |
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HOMEFRONT
"I hope you don't take this the wrong way, Constable, but there are times I wish that you'd never found your people." — SISKO
"Believe me, Captain, sometimes I feel the same way." — ODO
HOMEFRONT
"Our gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millennia ago. They were more trouble than they were worth." — WORF to KIRA |
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PARADISE LOST
"Everything I know I learned from Quark." — ODO, to SISKO on breaking into classified files
PARADISE LOST
"There comes a time in every man's life when he must stop thinking and start doing." — BENJAMIN SISKO, to JOSEPH SISKO |
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CROSSFIRE
"For a minute there, I thought you were talking to me as a friend." — ODO
"Nah." — QUARK
SONS OF MOGH
"I have never understood you, Worf. But I do know this…in your own way, you are an honorable man." — KURN, to WORF
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BAR ASSOCIATION
"Remember Rule of Acquisition 263: Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.' " — ROM, to GRIMP
BAR ASSOCIATION
"Your brother can quote Rules of Acquisition, too. I believe his favorite is 211: 'Employees are the rungs on the Ladder of Success. Don't hesitate to step on them.' " — GRIMP, to ROM |
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BAR ASSOCIATION
"Oh, I'm perfectly healthy, except I've got a disgusting cyst on the back of my neck. Now, either I paint a nose, eyes and mouth on it and pretend I've got two heads, or you take it off." — O'BRIEN
"Well, I'll get you some paint." — BASHiR
BAR ASSOCIATION
"Time, like latinum, is a highly limited commodity." — BRUNT, to QUARK |
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BAR ASSOCIATION
"…I'm not dumb, and you're not half as smart as you think you are." — ROM, to QUARK
ACCESSION
"That's the thing about faith…if you don't have it, you can't understand it. If you do, no explanation is necessary." — KIRA, to ODO |
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ACCESSION
"You know babies…every little thing they pick up goes straight into their ears. I used to love reading to him. You know. 'See Brak acquire. Acquire, Brak, acquire.' " — QUARK, to O'BRIEN
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
"We don't put civilians at risk - or even potentially at risk - to save ourselves. Sometimes that means we lose the battle, and sometimes our lives. But if you can't make that choice, then you can't wear that uniform." — SISKO, to WORF |
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RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
"Part of being a captain is knowing when to smile, make the troops happy, even when it's the last thing in the world you want to do, because they're your troops, and you have to take care of them." — SISKO, to WORF
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
"Wait till you get four pips on that collar. You'll wish you had gone into botany." — SISKO |
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RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
"There is nothing honorable about killing those who cannot defend themselves." — WORF, to CH'POK
THE MUSE
"Before I met her, my world was a much smaller place. I kept to myself. I didn't need anyone else, and I took pride in that. The truth is…I was ashamed of what I was, afraid that if people saw how truly different I was...they would recoil from me. Lwaxana saw how different I was…but she didn't recoil. She wanted to see more. For the first time in my life, someone wanted me as I was. And that changed me...forever. The day I met her is the day I stopped being alone." — ODO |
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THE QUICKENING
"These people believed in me, and look where it got them…there is no cure…I was so arrogant I thought I could find one in a week." — BASHIR
"Maybe it was arrogant to think that, but it's even more arrogant to think there isn't a cure just because you couldn't find it." — DAX
TO THE DEATH
"A dead man can't learn from his mistakes." — SISKO, to OMET'IKLAN |
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TO THE DEATH
"I've found that nothing keeps me alert quite like a healthy fear of death." — SISKO, to WEYOUN
TO THE DEATH
"We consider Klingon women our partners in battle. They are the mothers of our children." — WORF
"And a lot of fun at parties, too." — DAX |
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TO THE DEATH
"So let me get this straight - no sleep, no food, no women. No wonder you're so angry. After 30 or 40 years of that, I'd be angry, too." — DAX, to VIRAK'KARA, on life as a Jem'Hadar
TO THE DEATH
"Captain Benjamin Sisko. I feel honored. Your psychographic profile is required reading for Vorta Field Supervisors. I probably know things about you you don't know yourself. — WEYOUN |
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TO THE DEATH
"How old are you?" — JEM'HADAR
"I stopped counting at 300." — DAX
"You don't look it." — JEM'HADAR
"Thank you." — DAX
BODY PARTS
"Bashir...how good could he be? He doesn't even charge." — QUARK, to ROM |
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BODY PARTS
"That's who I am…that's what I do. I'm a businessman. And more than that, I'm a Ferengi businessman. Do vou know what that means? It means that I'm not exploiting and cheating people at random. I'm doing it according to a specific set of rules - The Rules of Acquisition." — QUARK, to ROM
BODY PARTS
"They're just rules. They're written in a book, not carved in stone. And even if they were in stone, so what? A bunch of us just made them up." — GRAND NAGUS GINT, to QUARK, on the Rules of Acquisition |
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BODY PARTS
"Rule of Acquisition 239: 'Never be afraid to mislabel a product.' " — GRAND NAGUS GINT, to QUARK
BODY PARTS
"Rule of Acquisition 17: 'A contract is a contract is a contract...but only between Ferengi.' " — ROM, to QUARK |
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BODY PARTS
"Maybe I wasn't clear - I'm not dying." — QUARK
"Maybe I wasn't clear - I don't care. I want my merchandise. I have a thousand ideas of how to defile your remains. Want to hear my favorites?" — BRUNT, on contracting for the desiccated remains of QUARK
THE SHIP
"It's an old Klingon tradition. When a warrior dies in battle, his comrades stay with the body to keep away predators. That allows the spirit to leave the body when it is time to make the long journey to Sto-Vo-Kor." — WORF, to O'BRIEN |
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LOOKING FOR PAR'MACH IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
"If I were in your shoes, I would be looking for someone a little more entertaining, a little more fun, and maybe even a little more attainable." — DAX
"You are not in my shoes." — WORF
"Too bad. You'd be amazed at what I can do in a pair of size 18 boots." — DAX
LOOKING FOR PAR'MACH IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
"The idea of a Ferengi courting a great lady is offensive." — WORF
"You know, it's attitudes like that that keep you people from getting invited to all the really good parties." — QUARK |
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TRIALS AND TRIBBLE-ATIONS
"I had no idea... He's so much more handsome in person. Those eyes." — DAX
"Kirk had quite the reputation as a ladies' man." — SISKO
"Not him - Spock." — DAX
TRIALS AND TRIBBLE-ATIONS
"I guess you boys from Temporal Investigations are...always on time." — DAX |
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TRIALS AND TRIBBLE-ATIONS
"Benjamin Sisko, sir. I've been on temporary assignment here. Before I leave, I just want to say it's been an honor serving with you, sir." — SISKO, to KIRK
TRIALS AND TRIBBLE-ATIONS
"Wait a minute, aren't you two wearing the wrong color?" — BASHIR
"Don't you know anything about this period in time?" — O'BRIEN
"I'm a doctor, not a historian." — BASHIR |
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THINGS PAST
"I thought the Bajorans bent over backwards to be polite to you, Garak." — SISKO
"Giving me a name tag that read 'Elim Garak, former Cardassian oppressor' was hardly polite." — GARAK
THE ASCENT
"I guess I wasn't thinking." — ROM
"What else is new?" — QUARK |
77 |
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THE ASCENT
"Don't you get it? I'm not trying to rescue you. I'm taking you along as emergency rations. If you die, I'm gonna to eat you." — QUARK, to ODO
THE DARKNESS AND THE LIGHT
"Quark may lend you the money, but remember Rule of Acquisition Number 111: 'Treat people in your debt like family - exploit them.' " — WORF, to DAX |
78 |
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THE DARKNESS AND THE LIGHT
"I am a graduate of Starfleet
Academy, I know many things." — WORF
FOR THE UNIFORM
"You win some, you lose some." — DAX
"You always had problems with the 'lose some' part of that." — SiSKO |
| 79 |
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IN PURGATORY'S SHADOW
"Mr. Worf, you're no fun at all." — GARAK
"Good." — WORF
BY INFERNO'S LIGHT
"There is no greater enemy than one's own fears." — MARTOK, to WORF |
80 |
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BY INFERNO'S LIGHT
"One man's villain is another man's hero, Captain." — GUL DUKAT, to SISKO
BY INFERNO'S LIGHT
"That space station you're so fond of was built by Cardassia." — GUL DUKAT
"Funny, I thought it was built by Bajoran slave labor." — SISKO |
81 |
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DOCTOR BASHIR, I PRESUME
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency." — BASHIR hologram
"Oh, that's original." — EMH
DOCTOR BASHIR, I PRESUME
"Wow! Think of it, Julian. If this thing works, you'll be able to irritate hundreds of people you've never even met." — O'BRIEN, to BASHIR, on being the new template for the EMH program |
| 82 |
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DOCTOR BASHIR, I PRESUME
"I have brains!" — LEETA
"Sure you do, honey. That's why I hired you. Now eat up and then take those brains back to the Dabo wheel where the customers can get a good, long look at them." — QUARK
FERENGI LOVE SONG
" 'Latinum lasts longer than lust.' Rule of Acquisition 229." — ROM
"Maybe, but lust can be a lot more fun." — O'BRIEN |
83 |
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FERENGI LOVE SONG
"My Marauder Mo action figures.... Do you have any idea how much these are worth?" — QUARK
"Not as much as if you'd kept them in the original packaging, which is what I told you at the time." — [ISHKA]
FERENGI LOVE SONG
"Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer." — GRAND NAGUS ZEK, to QUARK, citing Rule of Acquisition 208 |
84 |
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FERENGI LOVE SONG
" 'Females and finances don't mix.' Rule of Acquisition 94." — ROM, to LEETA
CHILDREN OF TIME
"Is it true you can kill someone just by looking at them?" — KID
"Only when I am angry." — WORF |
| 85 |
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EMPOK NOR
"...lately, I've noticed everyone seems to...trust me. It's quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it. Next thing I know, people are going to be inviting me to their homes for dinner." — GARAK
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I promise I will never have you over." — O'BRIEN
"I appreciate that, Chief." — GARAK
EMPOK NOR
"If I'd been any closer to that phaser, it would have killed me." — GARAK
"Well, don't take this the wrong way, but that was the plan." — OBRIEN |
86 |
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A CALL TO ARMS
"Any marriage where the female is allowed to speak and wear clothing is doomed to failure." — QUARK
A CALL TO ARMS
"Just don't forget the 190th Rule of Acquisition." — SISKO
" 'Hear all, trust nothing.' Good advice, sir." — NOG |
87 |
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A TIME TO STAND
"I could make things very pleasant for you here, Kira." — GUL DUKAT
"You could start by doing something about your breath." — KIRA
A TIME TO STAND
"First we'll shed blood, and then we'll feast." — DAX
"As it should be." — WORF, on the traditional Klingon wedding |
| 88 |
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SONS AND DAUGHTERS
"A vital mission, impossible odds, and a ruthless enemy. What more could we ask for?" — MARTOK, to WORF
BEHIND THE LINES
"I tried. I tried my best to run my establishment under this occupation. But you know what? It's no fun. I don't like Cardassians - they're mean and arrogant. And I can't stand the Jem'Hadar. They're creepy. They just stand there like statues, staring at you. That's it. I don't want to spend the rest of my life doing business with these people. I want the Federation back. I want to sell root beer again!" — QUARK, to KIRA |
89 |
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FAVOR THE BOLD
"There's an old saying: 'fortune favors the bold. Well, I guess we're about to find out..." — SISKO
[SACRIFICE OF ANGELS]
"War is such thirsty work. Don't you agree?" — GUL DUKAT
"Perhaps if you didn't talk so much, your throat wouldn't get so dry." — WEYOUN |
90 |
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[SACRIFICE OF ANGELS]
"Never underestimate the element of surprise." — ODO
[SACRIFICE OF ANGELS]
"200 enemy ships have broken through our lines. They're headed this way." — DAMAR
"Time to start packing!" — WEYOUN |
| 91 |
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YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED…
"Blood, Pain, Sacrifice, Anguish, and Death." — WORF
"Sounds like marriage all right." — BASHIR
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED…
"We are Klingons, Worf. We don't embrace other cultures, we conquer them." — MARTOK |
92 |
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YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED…
"We are not accorded the luxury of choosing the women we fall in love with. Do you think Sirella is anything like the woman I thought that I'd marry? She is a prideful, arrogant, mercurial woman who shares my bed far too infrequently for my taste. And yet...I love her deeply." — MARTOK, to WORF
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED…
"We Klingons often tout our prowess in battle, our desire for glory and honor above all else...but how hollow is the sound of victory without someone to share it with. Honor gives little comfort to a man alone in his home, and in his heart." — MARTOK, to WORF |
93 |
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YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED…
"I wasn't looking to fall in love. I was perfectly happy by myself. I had friends, a career, adventure. Then one day, this Klingon with a bad attitude walked into my life. And the next thing I know, I'm getting married. After 356 years and seven lifetimes, I still lead with my heart." — DAX
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED…
"All men are sentimental. They just cover it up with scowls and clenched jaws." — DAX, to KIRA |
| 94 |
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YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED…
"There's nothing more romantic than a wedding on DS9 in springtime." — BASHIR
"When the neutrinos are in bloom." — O'BRIEN
RESURRECTION
"Sometimes your taste in men frightens me." — KIRA
"I'll make sure to tell Worf you said so." — DAX |
95 |
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RESURRECTION
"You do have Gods, don't you?" — KIRA
"Course we do." — BAREIL
"You don't sound too sure." — KIRA
"That's because I leave them alone, they leave me alone." — BAREIL
RESURRECTION
"I've always prefered to believe in nothing; that way, I'm never disappointed." — BAREIL |
96 |
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STATISTICAL PROBABILITIES
"I don't care if the odds are against us. If we're going to lose, then we're going to go down fighting, so that when our descendants someday rise up against the Dominion, they'll know what they're made of." — SISKO, to BASHIR
THE MAGNIFICENT FERENGI
"If you think about it, medicine isn't that different from engineering. It's all about keeping things running, fixing broken parts." — NOG, to ROM |
| 97 |
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THE MAGNIFICENT FERENGI
"A child, a moron, a failure, and a psychopath. Quite a little team you've put together." — BRUNT, to QUARK
THE MAGNIFICENT FERENGI
"This is the eighth run-through, and you haven't been able to hit a single Jem'Hadar, and you shot Moogie." — NOG
"I saw we weren't going to rescue her, so I put her out of her misery." — LECK |
98 |
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WALTZ
"You know. Old Man, sometimes life seems so complicated. Nothing is truly good or truly evil. Everything seems to be a shade of gray. And then you spend some time with a man like Dukat, and you realize that there is such a thing as truly evil." — SiSKO
"To realize that is one thing. To do something about it is another." — DAX
CHANGE OF HEART
"I have a sense of humor! On the Enterprise I was considered to be quite amusing." — WORF
"That must have been one dull ship." — DAX
"That is a joke, I get it. It is not funny, but I get it." — WORF |
99 |
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IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT
"Thank you for restoring my faith in the 98th Rule of Acquisition: 'Every man has his price.' " — QUARK, to SISKO
IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT
"So you're the commander of Deep Space Nine. And the Emissary to the Prophets. Decorated combat officer, widower, father, mentor and, oh yes, the man who started the war with the Dominion. Somehow I thought vou'd be taller." — VREENAK, to SISKO |
| 100 |
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HIS WAY
"What does fun have to do with Maior Kira?" — ODO
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that." — VIC FONTAINE
VALIANT
"You don't understand because you've never put on one of these uniforms. You don't know anything about sacrifice or honor or duty or any other things that make up a soldier's life. I'm part of something larger than myself. All you care about is you." — NOG, to JAKE |
101 |
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TIME'S ORPHAN
"I am a Klingon warrior and a Starfleet officer. I have piloted starships through Dominion mine fields. I have stood in battle against Kelvans twice my size. I courted and won the heart of the magnificent Jadzia Dax. If I can do these things, I can make this child go to sleep." — WORF, to DAX
THE SOUND OF HER VOICE
"If you're going to do something, do it right. That's what my father used to say." — KASIDY YATES
"Every father says that. Even I say that." — SISKO
"That's why you're [a] good parent. You know all the cliches by heart." — KASIDY YATES |
102 |
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TEARS OF THE PROPHETS
"When I first met you, you told me that my relationship with Jadzia Dax wouldn't be any different than the one I had with Curzon Dax. Things didn't work out that way. I had a helluva lot of fun with both of you. But Curzon was my mentor. You...you were my friend. And I am going to miss you." — SISKO, to DAX, mourning her death
TEARS OF THE PROPHETS
"Romulans don't believe in luck." — LETANT
"All the better. Leaves more for the rest of us." — MARTOK |
| 103 |
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AFTERIMAGE
"Ensign." — WORF
"Ensign? That's all you have to say to me?" — EZRI
"What more is there to say?" — WORF
"I was your wife!" — EZRI
"You are not Jadzia. Jadzia died and went to Sto-Vo-Kor. | do not know you. Nor do I wish to know you." — WORF
AFTERIMAGE
"It's a strange sensation, dying. No matter how many times it happens to you, you never get used to it." — EZRI DAX |
104 |
 |
AFTERIMAGE
"You can be very charming. You want to know something? If Worf hadn't come along, it wouid have been you." — EZRI, to BASHIR
AFTERIMAGE
"I don't need someone to walk in here and hold my hand. I want someone to help me get back to work and you, my dear are not up to this task. I mean, look at you. You're pathetic. A confused child trying to live up to a legacy left by her predecessors. You're not worthy of the name Dax. I knew Jadzia. She was vital, alive. She owned herself, and you, you don't even know who you are. How dare you presume to help me? You can't even help yourself. Now get out of here, before I say something unkind." — GARAK |
105 |
 |
INTER ARMA ENIM SILENT LEGES
" 'In times of war the law falls silent.' Cicero. So, is that what we have become - a 24th Century Rome - driven by nothing other than the certainty that Caesar can do no wrong?" — BASHIR
THE SIEGE OF AR-558
"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts; deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers; put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same, friendly, intelligent, wonderful people will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon." — QUARK, to NOG |
| 106 |
 |
THE DOGS OF WAR
"I'm not going to preside over the demise of Ferengi civilization. Not me. The line has to be drawn here - this far and no further." — QUARK
WHAT YOU LEAVE BEHIND
"That man loves me." — QUARK, referring to ODO |
107 |
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WHAT YOU LEAVE BEHIND
"I will be there, but I will not dance!" — WORF
WHAT YOU LEAVE BEHIND
"I am their Emissary, and they still have a great deal for me to do." — SISKO |
108 |
 |
WHAT YOU LEAVE BEHIND
"Please, tell everyone I'll miss them." — ODO
"Even Quark?" — KIRA
"Even Quark." — ODO
WHAT YOU LEAVE BEHIND
"It's like I said, the more things change, the more they stay the same." — QUARK, uttering the last spoken line of the serles |
DST
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Diamond Select Toys Insert |
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DSN
1 |
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Founder Leader & Weyoun /
Jadzia Dax & Kira Nerys |
DSN
2 |
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Benjamin & Jake Sisko /
Miles O'Brien & Odo |
DSN
3 |
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Worf & Jadzia Dax /
Quark & Ezri Dax |
DSN
4 |
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Gowron & Jem'Hadar Soldier /
Worf & Julian Bashir |
DSN
5 |
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Defiant /
DS9 (bottom left) |
DSN
6 |
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Kira Nerys & Julian Bashir /
DS9 (bottom right) |
DSN
7 |
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Jem'Hadar Soldier & Tal'Aura /
Benjamin & Jake Sisko |
DSN
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Garak & Quark /
DS9 (top left) |
DSN
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Odo & Miles O'Brien /
DS9 (top right) |
 
Front and Back Murals |
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CB2 |
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CB3 |
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#1 DS9… SUCKED THROUGH THE WORMHOLE!
November 1996
"Phasers…READY!" – Kira Nerys |
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#2 PRISONER… ON AN ALIEN SHIP!
December 1996
"Captain, sensors detect Deep Space Nine…" – Worf?
"…engage cloaking device!" – Sisko |
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#3 A DEADLY PLAGUE INFECTS THE STATION… …AND
THE MAQUIS ARE INVOLVED!
January 1997
No quote – Worf fights two adversaries |
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CB6 |
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#4 PLAGUE! A FATHER IN GRIEF… A STATION IN PANIC!
February 1997
"Fire!" – Sisko |
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#5 KIRA'S FEARS COME TRUE AS… …THE SHADOW
GROUP IS REVEALED!
March 1997
"Let's Go!" – Jadzia Dax |
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#6 CAPTAIN BEN SISKO… …MURDERER?!
April 1997
"We're almost clear, Captain." – Miles O'Brien
"Brace yourselves. Restoring gravity…NOW." – Miles O'Brien
"Ooof…!" "Unnh!" – Sisko and Jadzia, crashing to the floor
"Good work, chief…more or less." – Sisko |
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#7 TO SAVE CAPTAIN SISKO'S LIFE… …CHIEF O'BRIEN MUST RISK HIS OWN!
May 1997
"If we do not reset shields and sensors within two minutes…" – Worf
"I know! So stop gassing and help me!" – Jadzia Dax
"Klingons do not 'gab.' " – Worf
"Wanna bet? Kor gabs." – Jadzia Dax
"Hmmh. I suppose he does… " – Worf |
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#8 AWAY TEAM IN PERIL
August 1997
"Belay that, Worf! Heading, 116 mark 217." – Sisko
"Benjamin, that will take us directly through the the [sic] heart of the Badlands… Maquis territory!" – Jadzia Dax
"If
the Maquis know what's good for them, they'll stay out of our way!" – Sisko |
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#9 ATTACK of the DEFIANT
September 1997
"You're the hero of the hour, Jake!" – Jadzia Dax
"Amen to that!" – Miles O'Brien |
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January 2-8, 1993 |
TV2 |
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July 24-30, 1993 |
TV3 |
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January 15-21, 1994 |
| TV4 |
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October 7-13, 1995 |
TV5 |
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November 8-14, 1997 |
TV6 |
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May 29 - June 4, 1999 |
| TV7 |
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May 29 - June 4, 1999 |
TV8 |
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May 29 - June 4, 1999 |
TV9 |
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May 29 - June 4, 1999 |
| F1 |
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Captain Benjamin Sisko |
F2 |
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Colonel Kira Nerys |
F3 |
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Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax |
| F4 |
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Lt. Commander Worf |
F5 |
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Security Chief Odo |
F6 |
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Chief Petty Officer Miles O'Brien |
| F7 |
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Dr. Julian Bashir |
F8 |
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Quark |
F9 |
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Lt. Ezri Dax |
| F10 |
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Jake Sisko
Rittenhouse Rewards exclusive for 1,200 points
Not inserted in packs |
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| C1 |
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Captain Benjamin Sisko
Duty Uniform
Grey, Red or Black |
C8 |
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Lt. Ezri Dax
Duty Uniform
Grey, Teal or Black |
C16 |
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Security Chief Odo
from "Trials and Tribble-ations"
Multicoloured striped shirt or Light brown jacket |
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C17 |
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Waitress
from "Trials and Tribble-ations"
Orange, Pink, Orange Gold & Pink |
| C2 |
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Colonel Kira Nerys
Duty Uniform
Light or Dark Rust |
C9 |
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Captain Benjamin Sisko
from "Emissary"
Olive |
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C10 |
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Dr. Noah
from Our Man Bashir
Brown |
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| C3 |
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Security Chief Odo
Duty Uniform
Light or Medium Brown |
C11 |
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Captain Benjamin Sisko
from "Explorers"
Brown and Buff variants |
C18 |
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Waitress
from "Trials and Tribble-ations"
Yellow,
Green,
Yellow Gold & Green |
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| C4 |
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Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax
Duty Uniform
Grey, Teal or Black |
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C12 |
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Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax
from "Blood Oath"
Grey |
C19 |
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Quark
from "In the Pale Moonlight"
Black and Grey |
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C13 |
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Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax
from "Blood Oath"
Black or Grey & Black |
C20 |
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Promenade Banner #1
Displayed on-set for all seven seasons
Various combinations of light brown, medium brown and red |
| C5 |
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Lt. Commander Worf
Duty Uniform
Red or Black |
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C14 |
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Dulmer
from "Trials and Tribble-ations"
Black & Grey Pinstripe |
C21 |
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Promenade Banner #2
Displayed on-set for all seven seasons
Various combinations of yellow, light blue, green and black |
| C6 |
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Chief Petty Officer Miles O'Brien
Duty Uniform
Grey |
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| C7 |
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Dr. Julian Bashir
Duty Uniform
Grey or Black |
C15 |
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Lt. Commander Worf
from "Trials and Tribble-ations"
Multicoloured striped shirt or Grey textured jacket |
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C22 |
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Grand Nagus Zek
Binder exclusive
Black with red, purple and gold stitching |
"Quotable" series |
| - |
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Avery Brooks
as Captain Benjamin Sisko
"There's an old saying - fortune favors the bold." |
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Terry Farrell
as Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax
"I'm a science officer. It's my jobe to have a better idea." |
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Rene Auberjonois
as Odo
"Never underestimate the element of surprise." |
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Armin Shimerman
as Quark
"Never place friendship above profit." |
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Nana Visitor
as Major Kira Nerys
"May the Prophets guide you." |
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Cast series - in the same design as The Complete Star Trek: Deep Space Nine autograph cards |
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John De Lancie
as Q
in "Q-Less" |
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Jennifer Hetrick
as Vash
in "Q-Less" |
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James Darren
as Vic Fontaine |
| - |
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Aron Eisenberg
as
Nog |
- |
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Max Grodenchik
as Rom |
A18 |
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Cirroc Lofton
as Jake Sisko |
| - |
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Adrienne Barbeau
as Cretak
in "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges" |
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K. Callan
as Ailsa
in "Rivals" |
- |
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Andrew Koenig
as Tumak
in "Sanctuary" |
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Lark Voorhies
as Leanne
in "Life Support" |
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Dan Day |
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U.S.S. Defiant |
- |
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Runabout |
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David Day |
| - |
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Deep Space Nine |
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Deep Space Nine and Runabout |
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Rick Berman
Executive Producer
(3 case incentive, about 200) |
AC1 |
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Terry Farrell autographed costume card
(6 case incentive, about 100) |
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Jake Sisko
Rittenhouse Rewards exclusive for 1,200 points
Not inserted in packs |
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Binder with 12 nine-pocket pages, C22 Costume Card, and P3 Promo |
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General Distribution
"Set a course for Deep Space Nine. Maximum warp" — SISKO |
P2 |
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Non Sport Update Magazine (Vol. 18 No. 3)
"How about next time we switch roles?
That way, I can rescue you."
— DAX to WORF |
P3 |
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Binder Exclusive
"My father always used to say 'The road to hell is paved with good intentions.'" — SISKO |
| CP1 |
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Convention
"I heard an interesting rumor today" — ODO
"Only one? I started at least twelve" — QUARK
Same image and quote as front of base card #28 |
SD07 |
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San Diego Comic Con 2007
"Try not to yell at any more Admirals for a while" — BASHIR
"I wasn't yelling. I was just expressing my feelings. Loudly." — SISKO |
DST
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Diamond Select Toys
Inserted in packs, 1 per box |
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